GUIDING LIGHT in Letterman Top 10 List

David Letterman included GUIDING LIGHT on Wednesday night's LATE SHOW Top 10 list about Brett Favre.

"Top 10 reasons Brett Favre came out of retirement":

10 - Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge.

9 - No reason to stay home every day now that GUIDING LIGHT has been canceled.

8 - Worried Obama's death panels might try to take him out.

7 - In this economy, someone offers you a job, you grab it.

6 - Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city's fans.

5 - Couldn't' take another trip to Pottery Barn with his wife.

4 - Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot.

3 - Concussions made me krazy!

2 - Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in Minnesota?

1 - Oh, oh, wait. He just retired again.